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From: "dsik...@yahoo.com" <dsik...@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:56:57 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Thurs, Jul 24 2008 2:56 am
Subject: Re: Tues. 7/22 Big Show Synopsis
On Jul 23, 1:51 am, Brady <watercl...@earthlink.net> wrote:

> *MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS*
> So tonight we *didn't* have the 'early commercial break' format.
> Experimentation.

Which would, of course, be the only "experimentation" in the
monologue.

> *DESK CHAT HIGHLIGHTS*
> 'Late Show' strike captain Bill Scheft is back.

Good for Bill.  Too bad he didn't bring comedy implants back to the
show.

> On another topic, they're now saying it's jalapeno peppers that can
> *kill you*. Dave says he doesn't really like it when people cash in on
> things like this. What's he talking about? If you go into RadioShack,
> you can now get an at-home jalapeno tester. It kind of resembles a
> hand-held metal detector.

Wow.  Could this have been lamer?

> *AMANDA PEET*
> She was fun last night.

In the same way that dishwater and drying paint is "fun."  I wonder
who dreads her appearances more, me or her?

> *JON HAMM*
> He was a pretty good guest. The show is "Mad Men."

Dullsville.  I realize there's no way around it, but I hate the "tell
us about yourself" panels.

> *AUGUSTANA*
> I figure Helen gave this performance about, oh, eight seconds. The album
> is "Can't Love, Can't Hurt."

I've blocked them out already.

> *MISCELLANEOUS MEANDERING*
> What's happenin', people? I need to go. I gotta get a good night's rest.
> Me & some of my buddies from the American Family Association are getting
> up early tomorrow to go picket a local McDonald's.

> Grimace must be spinning in his grave.

Grimace was gay?  I had no idea.

--Dave Sikula


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