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Re: Top Ten Things Nancy Pelosi wants on her plane

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"Air Pelosi One" <a...@pelosi.one> wrote in message
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> The list of things Nancy Pelosi (allegedly) wants with relation to her
> air travel just gets funnier and funnier every day.  Each new day
> someone comes up with something wilder she allegedly is asking for.
> So here's the Top Ten List of what Nancy Pelosi wants:

> 10. Hot male strippers as pilots
> 9. Young gay nubile boyz as flight attendants
> 8. Hot lesbian oil wrestlers for inflight entertainment
> 7. Nonstop supply of recreational drugs
> 6. Wall-to-wall mattresses for Democratic Party orgies
> 5. An olympic sized swimming pool
> 4. Dubya's bronzed balls mounted in a trophy case by the plane door
> 3. A Boeing 747 - previously the largest commercial plane in the world
> 2. An Airbus A380 - the current largest commercial plane in the world
> 1. The Space Shuttle!

> Any more?

how about one that is funny.

The Top Ten Things that Speaker Pelosi wants on her plane....

10.  Rice O Roni, the san fransico treat.    (Somebody has to eat that crap)
9.  The latest Harry Potter book.
8.   A life sized stuffed President Bush.
7.   screwdrivers
6.   For the Bathroon: a subscription of Grandparents monthly
5.   Billy Blanks
4.   A hotline to NASCAR on FOXtv
3.   helmet made of deer antlers
2.   Nintendo Wii (president bush said she couldn't get one, she would have
to do with a RCA studio II)
And the NUMBER ON THING THAT SPEAKER PELOSI WANTS ON HER PLANE.....

1.   A voodoo doll of Dick Chenney!!