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"Air Pelosi One" <a...@pelosi.one> wrote in message > 10. Hot male strippers as pilots > Any more? The Top Ten Things that Speaker Pelosi wants on her plane.... 10. Rice O Roni, the san fransico treat. (Somebody has to eat that crap) 1. A voodoo doll of Dick Chenney!!
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> air travel just gets funnier and funnier every day. Each new day
> someone comes up with something wilder she allegedly is asking for.
> So here's the Top Ten List of what Nancy Pelosi wants:
> 9. Young gay nubile boyz as flight attendants
> 8. Hot lesbian oil wrestlers for inflight entertainment
> 7. Nonstop supply of recreational drugs
> 6. Wall-to-wall mattresses for Democratic Party orgies
> 5. An olympic sized swimming pool
> 4. Dubya's bronzed balls mounted in a trophy case by the plane door
> 3. A Boeing 747 - previously the largest commercial plane in the world
> 2. An Airbus A380 - the current largest commercial plane in the world
> 1. The Space Shuttle!
9. The latest Harry Potter book.
8. A life sized stuffed President Bush.
7. screwdrivers
6. For the Bathroon: a subscription of Grandparents monthly
5. Billy Blanks
4. A hotline to NASCAR on FOXtv
3. helmet made of deer antlers
2. Nintendo Wii (president bush said she couldn't get one, she would have
to do with a RCA studio II)
And the NUMBER ON THING THAT SPEAKER PELOSI WANTS ON HER PLANE.....